Sample: The Legend of Zelda from BTLP’s Verbal Equinox – BTLP Theme Song (Hook) Groomsmen assemble, grooms-groomsmen assemble – Groomsmen Assemble! Stand up to the left! 2x Verse 1 BTLP back with that Solar sound so far I’m close Mars bound So hard I’ll make your molars pound Search the engine google clues ask jeeves for the word Top of the class receive academic achievement award Handy mang, jazzy fame granting game Stocking stuff your rhymebook with some candy canes Report to spam busters bout the smart line snob Yet he addressing the recession with a part time job Chartered harbored martyr to club crews strangle a 90 degree stature at an obtuse angle His phantom blends, when he planning tantrums then Think he was spicy synonym, but he flipped it with an antonym Thought I was white dwarfs, I just shift snow, busting a rhyme on the flip mode in each and every zip code Yes I rock stutter, I detox brothers take control like terroists did with box cutters And I’ll place proof, while coroners trace troops If you feel malnourished there’s some vitamin C in the Grape Juice Many auras ambigious enlighted face Ranging nationwide the continuous united states Awesome microsoftin pencil exhales flows It’s not cut off like calvin did on dave Chappelle show Barry Bonds bound, when I homer I rip them I shake n bake you crave my pork chops like homer simpson Spark kids, break margins, even it as it darkens cuddle by the fire place watch me gain speed like a sharks fin CPT I take it far as truants go, humans glow When they see me on the Truman show Hook 4x Verse 2: I love haunting misères being entrepreneur magnituded smell comes from your main course, Entre manure Playing hooky on your rhymes – Dag let ‘em It’s not like they’ll catch us cuz my words magnetic even though missed his car pool his tangled in yarn spool If he thinks he’ll get a way he’s just a darn fool It clicks as he copies his statements at kinkos He’ll puke in the sink bowl, when he finds he overbid in plinko Your plagiarize ghostwrite will get a writer ban Sniper plans to hang em upside down like spiderman It won’t be long to you see him check to check in kiosk Asking himself eyyo I thought I was a griot? Gluteus Maximus is waiting oh I felt pucker Now let me turn around I’ll unhitch the belt buckle As the troops howls then the truce calls Dude stank it up with loose bowels Higher than your archy cuz I jump on trampolines It’s just my freshness it’s my beat making and sampling I’m here whether you see or not Pennies and I getting married and we’ll make it queezy hot I sat around my ass for 6 years over this cuisnart To walk her down the aisle before the fall equinox. Shouts to Lyn, Vesper, Carlos, Nate, Sean – Good lookin’ out money Hook 4x

What do we have here…..hmmm…watch out for that skateboarder Verse 1: Almost Half a decade older and he’s got more sunrays He’d force me to watch marathons of project runway? Older brother linfred gets Toe up in sto’s. He left his mark in Stratford, Throw up in Kohl’s. When you took the car long distances, stealth as an agents mission. But not on your life in English class Miss. Barons – Plagarism (Whoops) Stubborn as hismother so he questions my own facts. Even though that’s the case I got your back like chiropract (Maybe- just kidding) You used to be the coolest dude the usual in a foolish mood omit that memory when you went to sodomize in the vestibule water logged your Illini hat that I flipped in florida Twas a dark day for us Joneses on the mean streets of Minnesota… Verse 2: Switch Up (Yeah that was a great idea) (Dude look at those Fags…..Lyn: That was ignorant and inappropriate) (My Brain!) got my head bled and snot nosed Always lost your ass during the crazy nights at Roscoe's But my head is stronger now – hold facts with ease Still under 30 never had an old man disease (Gross) Best man and he went south A tic tac is suggested even though he got his tonsils out Not that healthy paired together unlike a brand muff We went to the fuzz zooted to release ourselves from handcuffs Less nerdy quit 399 without feeble doubt Got pops what he wanted - son who’s an eagle scout Paperboy’s the beat and I got more in collection Endured him as a roommate with his tim gunn obsession (Make it work!) Pimpin on the twink side he got ho man skills Cleanilness is his mantra loves his foreman grills Used to wake up hung over – moody when he speaks Randy Bresinger – Beauty and the beast (I gotta fight all your battles) There’s somethings he did I thought that was a damn hoax Like slamming his car in Urbana into a lamppost Never won the pinewood or never won regatta Using cologne on his breath that he used as binaca Shot water balloon ammo at on-coming cars Gave KP to his brother cuz he hated I had so much charm (Who tattles to their parents about killing bees in the backyard…I mean jesus Christ)

Where you goin baby...out to get the corpses.... Worst Human Being Ever! Verse 1: Jason Lee’s his name or otherwise it’s brody Grew up down the street hang with homie around bode He’s funky butt loving – wait what did he just say So intense he displays the rage of Andrew w.k. Since the burbs I’ve seen this guy grow and word Saw my mom go up a wrong way aand she gave everyone the bird Well never have the chance to grow some dreadlocks Hide ya kids hide ya wife he may put them in a headlock But he has a nerd gauge combined with the rage the size of eight mcbains Had the audacity to tell our principal to snort his fake cocaine Gwafa is his pastime Has ultimate tennis mentals Who does Vesper want to be when he grows up? Dennis Reynolds Day man or nightman, what does his face see? Golf ball landing on the green proceed to the rape scene Pucks on the asphalt, kid would injure my shins Stay up all night defeating rampage and ninja gaiden He wanted a role in jackass, came up bloody from the carpet though Africa on his knee, where’s his mind? Alien Arsenal Thinks he’s paced all stars, but he wastes my bars His favorite game is RBI cuz he couldn’t beat me in baseball stars!!! WAAAAH ZING Break COMPETITIVE EDGE! Playing a friendly ball game and didn’t clear the ball Going to bull doze two friends, win and scream to invoke fear to all COMPETITIVE EDGE! You know the theme and it’s old agreed Nobody provides as much force as I do in Golden Tee COMPETITIVE EDGE! When it comes to economics I got smarts If you question me, I’ll take you and me out when I flip the golf cart COMPETITIVE EDGE! The best quarterback you’ll see a potent pro Go to the tree and turn – the ball will be there and you’ll get a broke nose! This guys buys his fruity beer by the bulk Not apart of the avengers but has a friend that turns into hulk Smash, Smash Smash, gotta press pause The things he’ll try to justify he will scream probable cause If you don’t root for the Cubs around him – I give you applause brave He’ll call you classless and in the same breath he’ll call you lebron james Disappears for a second and the next he’s toting blondes bras He still doesn’t know why Japan hasn’t created floating hondas Outro

Esquivel! Carlos..... Verse 1; Cool the fingers and Adjust your grip Handle a little loose drunk mr. tipps But I see you guys, when we flew by drunkest in the Volvo so I gotta DUI The Carlos Cackle starts to push the buttons It especially comes when I abuse the substance Doesn’t matter though hes a cheesy bastard Four words, Jenny Newby – Easy Access Go on full of blank thoughts Head down head up Half court bank shots When he got the sticks he has arrogant beams Got no real skill he pick American dreams Weird music taste so he bob when he nods while he slobs on my nob like corn on a cob Ready for the end wanna cut my left leg Monoply game night – play for decades He not bad to the bone like when Pouch is alone He doesn’t whip it out to scrambled porn Brittle bones he’ll feel the downfall Squirrel can’t go and field a groundball Music is his talent with a band of glowing whispers He's the man from snowy river? the man from snowy river Hook: Oh EEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSQUIIIIIIIIIVELLL Verse 2: Tre love Tre love number 3 Double O 7 he come hunting me from the smokey grounds of woodfield lanes Squirrels dad’s here Speed bowling game unify in coolie high then he come and ditch me up at u of i Gusmobile is up for sale wax with the sax, never first chair FAIL bball star here come the freshness Don’t look twice you’ll get dropped in tennis get a good crowd hobnob with tenants Crush you on the court and embarrass you sometime You’ll detention like you cut in lunch line (Go down to da gwound with Mrs. Thomas’s Death Grip) Back in the four do’ vol-vo can’t stand next to you in quar-ters Give you credit where credits due when it come to marble madness you’re the poo Can’t say I know it when I say it scream it The words come so fast like my bowels be excretin Oh ESSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUIVVVELLL Animal Planet outro:

I have so much Combustible Gusto 2x Woooooooooooooooooooow Verse 1: It’s visions, these hieroglyphic inscriptions Pieces so descriptive but nobody listens We take a short trip, CUZ Grown knows I’m more of a wordsmith The yellowness so bright we need color like swordfish The Trinidad man has things that he wish he could go do James brown soul shoes ha-ha so cool But he can’t multiply ill noise comin with a shrill voice The dance moves at the wrong pace when he comes to Bar Deville void Good vibes with a set of iron lungs Up in the Go – Sayers singin along with brian’s song Like acoustic we prove we’re the truest Traveled different paths guided by the same movement Yo he’s grown and he’s prone to grab the microphone And he wish his rhymes were as poignant as the jones With guns and knives drawn their gone have their lives long It’s almost the end of the song – it’s going it’s going it’s gone excuse me mr friendly, but my shot glass empty So gently pour some more and keep it comin plenty I’m only here to beef so fill please it to the brim With this silly grin the story now will begin I met this dude cross the hall at atkin no diet with atkin, stole my ladies was past grim yet it was a while a go and the story stands He invited eastern Europe to take advantage with Edward forty hands It’s the time I can take so I can go demean ya he went and heisted that afro sheena (Will you relay the message to my african prince that i miss him so....i think that was francis...) Verse 2: Hey there – woop corduroy shit I love my mother whoops Freudian slip You there looking fruity like some runts How many times @ ilstu did you steal my philly blunts Between the sheets his girl and mine eyes meet Comfort levels creeps -as hesitation falls in defeat Pull his girl closer cuz that’s how it be Layin here with Nate’s girl but I cannot sleep Dude man up stand up off the wall with vans on 8 –bit music coming with shit stands strong JYEA – In the face of days of like this Make a fist and raise that shit I have not yet been laid to rest Break through the surface and take a breath Lungs with air will raise the chest Feeling alive in the fading death Drinking some wine and I’m pacing less cigarettes hurt my pulmonary mess I cook my beef better than the culinary chef Nat Paul Joe biking on your brain? Want some help? See my Spray! Yes yes he wish he was really dope, Not really tho, Curse of the billy goat Eep orp biff….Righteous!

Hook Seen without the H Seen Seen without the H 2x Verse: Gone with the wind he’s up in DC Addicted to SVU you know he sit in creep seats Like to bicker so opponents bound to be stupid Steps to his own beat, his own sound of music Hates goofy comedies and says my taste is boring Comes to the Chi to hear our west side story An ET he comes with haste to bother me high school in 2001 began his space Odyssey Have great ideas but he thinks I should shelf them Red States make him mad as angry as 12 men Some like it hot Sean likes it absurd Has morbid thoughts like trying to kill a mockingbird He sings in the rain – and he dances with wolves My kinda guy because raging fan of the Bulls A goodfella that can write the king’s speech one of the presidents men, hates sexism so I gotta hear him preach Mr. Redding goes to DC, Jonesy’s in Chicago Whos the worst Disney character – Iago enchiladas are his softspot pukes in the bar though It’s not the good, it’s bad and ugly – gross as Fargo Black ppl always lose the academy award – odd Has a defense mechanism for the wizard of oz For him it’s hard on the sunset boulevard Watches Gandhi and Amadeus debate in a unitard Both Gladiators to him, but for real it’s concerning me Has a braveheart in politics from here to eternity He’s a graduate, but not from Nashville Takes a uber cuz taxi drivers tend to give crap bills There’s a mutiny on the bounty from ‘muricas graffiti Or it’s on a Yellow Submarine cuz the blue guys a meeney But when he’s with the Reddings – he gets a joking voice It’s never his decision cuz it’s sophie’s choice Has a platoon for his trivia - run that shit He recruits butch cassidy and the sun dance kid Has a streetcar named desire for his fair lady Wishes Barry O would call him maybe Has a story in philly where he had blunder full plights That’s why he craves Bedford Falls for a wonderful life He’ll give you guff especially when your clockworks orange Nothing rhymes with orange….the closest I got is pourage Oh No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ello ...my name is Scene....Scene....without the H Scene without the H Seen Seen without the H 6x Scene without the H (Sung)